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Shortstop Finally Gets To 3rd Base With Girl

Posted on: June 10, 2008 5:21 pm
 
Struggling Tampa Bay Shortstop Jason Bartlett finished last night's game 0 for 3, but apparently landed a triple that night which didn't show up on the box score the next morning. After having been shut down on 2 consecutive dates with Jodie, a new girl he met at a bar in Clearwater Florida, he finally was able to get on base with a heck of a play late in the evening. The night began with a pre-game show of dinner and a movie. Bartlett attempted to get on base at both locations, but was unable to even get to 1st base with her. At the movies, during a lull in the action of the film, Bartlett made a move to attempt a kiss, but she threw a wicked curveball and put the soft drink they were sharing in front of her face to send him striking out and hitless in the series.

But things changed in the bottom of the ninth when Jodie's roommate Nicole, who had been a dominant shutdown closer and prevented Bartlett from ever coming in the apartment, was out with a case of visiting her parents. Bartlett was able to make a play against Jodie's league-worst defense at the door and hit a single with a quick kiss on the lips. But having been in a slump the last several games, he did not stop there and pushed her in the door, onto the couch, and made a play for second base. The defense, having realized he was trying to stretch the single out, attempted to get the put out at second, but their outfield arms are notoriously weak.

As he slid his hand onto second base just slightly ahead of the tag Bartlett realized he had to seize this opportunity to make some sound baserunning decisions if he hoped to hit a home run tonight. On the first pitch he made a wild steal attempt for third base, and Jodie's throw to stop him was offline, resulting in a clean steal of third. She was really kicking herself now after promising she would not allow any guy to get this far, so soon after she was lit up for 8 earned runs in an appearance a couple of weeks ago.

Things were tense with Bartlett on third base, with a real chance to score. But then he attempted a strange squeeze bunt, which was ineffectively delivered, and he was then caught between third and home in an awkward rundown situation. He attempted to run her over at the plate and score the run, but she managed to hold on to the balls until he was called out by the umpire.

Overall it was an inspiring effort from Bartlett and may be a sign he is about to turn things around on his dating season.

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