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Hawks Learn They Are In Something Called Playoffs

Posted on: April 16, 2008 1:29 pm
Edited on: April 16, 2008 1:32 pm
 
As the Atlanta Hawks got ready to set off on their yearly summer vacation they learned that there is something called the NBA Playoffs, and they get to play in them this year. Coach Mike Woodson explained to concept of Playoffs to both the players and fans after their latest home win. Everyone was extremely excited at the prospect of horribly losing 4 games to a great Boston team in these new playoffs. "I'm really pumped," said Tim Sanchez, a lifetime Atlanta fan who did not know about the existence of playoffs until now.

Indeed the whole team was amazed to learn of the tournament that pits the best teams against each other at the end of the year. Woodson handed out their t-shirts that read "Atlanta Hawks 2008 - Not That Bad" on one side and "Almost A Winning Record" on the back in celebration of the feat. "This is just so great," said Joe Johnson. "To be on the precipice of destruction at the hands of the Celtics, it feels really good. If I close my eyes I can almost feel Kevin Garnett posting up on me for a dunk right now. This is gonna be fun."

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